A friend of mine recently discovered that you could buy wine in a box. This contains four normal sized bottles.

He took it back to the supermarket complaining that it said (on the box) ‘lasts up to eight weeks’ – ‘so what’s the problem’ asked the perplexed manager? Says my friend: ‘up to eight weeks, my a***, it only lasted me three days.’

Scots, don’t you just love em…?